okay so its free agent/ draft time for the NFL, and the airwaves, newspapers,
and blogospheres are filled with hot off the press stories of jim bob to this team
and joe don to that team and so and so will get picked 79th if whatshisname goes
47th to a team that might trade up if they dont trade down.
and of course if you make enough predictions you can then point back and say...
"see I am a genius/ clairvoyant cuz I tole ya so !!"
in keeping with the spirit of the season I am gonna jump right in, make up some half-truths, repeat some rumors and stand in line for my turn to be a guru of all things that nobody knows.
according to my "unnamed source", (actually he has a name i just dont want to tell you)
a friend of his told a nurse they know that a homeless guy found a note in a bottle, had it taken away from him by the po-lice when he was arrested for preaching
"the end is near " too close to an all-night adult book store, the police had the note
un-encrytped cuz they thought it might have something to do with the recently disclosed
JFK papers released by the dallas DA and the note said...and I quote, " the Cowboys have acquired Roy Williams from the Detroit Lions"....so there ya have it. I believe it, and wanted the whole wide world to know about it. Now i will probably have to go into hiding for protection since a lowly blogger like myself isnt supposed to know these things before all the high priced journalists...so i think i will go to the bahamas for a bit.........later Poke
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Allow me to be the first here to say it. Goodbye Brett, thanks for the memories. You sir are a champion, a competitor and a role model.
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